nope, ups is a private company.usps is the government mail
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ
You must buy a male and female cat, then make then have babies, when those babies get older they must also incestmate and have more babies, this must continue until you have a kitten farm and a ranch. Once you have done this you can hire illegal immigrants to feed and drive the kittens to the slaughter house you keep in your basement, then release your own brand of steak sauce without telling anyone it is made of kittens. Now here comes the fun bit, you spend a few years making more sauce and get into politics, you must keep going until you are the president this is crucial for the plan! When you are doing your presidential speech you kick over your pedestal and announce to the public that your billion dollar sauce has been made out of kittens! The public will go crazy, but that's not the end. You see what you didn't tell them is that you had bought all other steak sauce companies in secret and had contaminated the sauce with mad cow disease. This causes the public to go crazy and eventually a fat Russian man named Hozei Vonstroodle will run through an orphanage with his truck killing dozens, this is the start of world war 3 which becomes nuclear and the world explodes.That's what.
You read Badspots secret plans to make kitten sauce, which were stolen and posted by Clone.
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