I want to kick the owner of USPS in the crotch.

[dorkdotdan]

So, I recently purchased a Technical Pro 800 Watt Receiver and I liked it, but I noticed a small crack in the interface. It was a minor crack, and I got over it, but just yesterday when I looked over at my Receiver, I saw that the crack had gotten bigger, much bigger. I was highly annoyed about this and decided that I would return it. When I got home and read over the paper however, It said that I had to have kept every packaging peanut, every piece of styrafoam. and every little piece of dust that came with it. Now USPS won't take back the product they broke. I swear to god, If USPS wasn't afloat on a government boat of money, They'd be out of business. What2Do?

[Ad Bot]

[brîckbðt]

What2Do?

Rage and throw stuff at a local USPS Building.

[captain blue]

What2Do?

Self Delete is the only sensible option

[dorkdotdan]

Self Delete is the only sensible option

Yes.
Yes of course.

[brîckbðt]

Self Delete is the only sensible option

inb4dorkdotdandeathtopic

[Bisjac]

well they are going to default soon, there is no bailing them out now.

but thats why you buy insurance when you order spendy things.

[Jetlok]

what's USPS.

[brîckbðt]

what's USPS.

UPS I bet.

[dorkdotdan]

what's USPS.

United States Postal Service
You know the white mail trucks.

[COOKIEZ]

inb4dorkdotdandeathtopic

Who was that guy who posed as his mom saying that he died because he got hit by a truck while sledding?

[Supersylox]

Go cosplay as a Chaos Space Marine inside of a bank and have a time bomb with the setting 69 seconds on on it strapped to your chest inside of the cosplay and proceed to yell when theres 5 seconds left "DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!"

[dorkdotdan]

Who was that guy who posed as his mom saying that he died because he got hit by a truck while sledding?

What?

[Citrus]

Go cosplay as a Chaos Space Marine inside of a bank and have a time bomb with the setting 69 seconds on on it strapped to your chest inside of the cosplay and proceed to yell when theres 5 seconds left "DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!"

reminds me of this

You must buy a male and female cat, then make then have babies, when those babies get older they must also incestmate and have more babies, this must continue until you have a kitten farm and a ranch. Once you have done this you can hire illegal immigrants to feed and drive the kittens to the slaughter house you keep in your basement, then release your own brand of steak sauce without telling anyone it is made of kittens. Now here comes the fun bit, you spend a few years making more sauce and get into politics, you must keep going until you are the president this is crucial for the plan! When you are doing your presidential speech you kick over your pedestal and announce to the public that your billion dollar sauce has been made out of kittens! The public will go crazy, but that's not the end. You see what you didn't tell them is that you had bought all other steak sauce companies in secret and had contaminated the sauce with mad cow disease. This causes the public to go crazy and eventually a fat Russian man named Hozei Vonstroodle will run through an orphanage with his truck killing dozens, this is the start of world war 3 which becomes nuclear and the world explodes.
That's what.

[Bisjac]

UPS I bet.

nope, ups is a private company.
usps is the government mail

[Supersylox]

reminds me of this

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ