Jesus, My Family has a History of Badassery

[DaSord213]

my father's side consists of drunks and I think even a couple hippies, I think one of my great (x# of greats) grandfather's was in a war, but that's all I know, and my mother's side I know little about

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[Sarge]

My mom used to set cars on fire when she was studying in college.

[MrMcCakey]

My mom used to set cars on fire when she was studying in college.

Strange, so do I.
I recently discovered that I'm related to one of the first people to settle in America.

[Mr.Noßody]

My family tree doesn't go farther back than my great great grandfather who died mysteriously on Lake Erie.
After that there is no record. What the hell?

[Volga]

My uncle, while at a party, bet 3 guys that they couldn't pull him off of a doorknob with him holding on to it. He promised them all 50$ if they could, and if not then they would all pay him 50$. He held on to that doorknob despite the 3 dudes pulling on him. One guy didn't pay and apparently my uncle grabbed his chest extremely hard, the guy immediately cried out in pain and paid up. It left such a horrible bruise, my uncle is so loving stout. That's just one of many, my dad's side of the family is known for being pretty chaotic.