forgeted around with my friend's new iPhone. Also getting one tomorrow.

[Daedalus]

Title.
Siri is so incredibly brilliant.
One of the conversations I had with her:
"I love you."
"I'm not capable of emotions."
"We can still have love though, right?"
"Finding escort services near you."
It actually found like 5 near me.

Another:
"snake."
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."

Yet another:
"You're stupid."
"You're entitled to your opinion."

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

Better then cleverbot :(

User: Are you capable of emotion?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am. Are you?
User: Yup, love?
Cleverbot: No.

Oh and then she broke.

_{Cleverbot: My health is 100% now.
User: What was it before?
Cleverbot: Funny because I knew she was joking. I also felt bad because I did not know she felt that way about me. I AM NOT ALBINO!!!
User: What the forget.
Cleverbot: Damn.}
You're not clever at all.


_{User: You don't know my name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.
User: No you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well you are more clever than me.
User: Clearly, You keep changing the subject randomly and you won't even sing portal songs!
Cleverbot: Yes. That's because I'm a woman, apparently.}
NEVERMIND THEN.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Damn abstinent Cleverbot.