Listen here sonny, the grand old USA invented democracy, something that you oh so smancy Europeans try to imitate poorly but always have your big old government giving million dollar handouts out to lazy bums on the street. We take our oil if we damn well want to, who are you to point fingers at us, especially since we got 10000X more nuclear weapons ready to launch? I worked as a CEO, doing good amounts of paperwork for million dollar bonuses, and I got this job because my mom when she was younger fondled around with some guys for patronage. Can your oh so great and hip Macbook be modified to have 5 instances of Skyrim open on Ultra settings AND watch Naughty Mary get nasty in a 40 minute POV video all at once?
I DON'T THINK SO
So get your friend gay emo British school boy nose out of trying to discredit the best darn country in the world that OWNED you multiple times throughout history because EUROPE sucks and they are jealous of AMERICA.
More trolling. I'm calling the internet police, stationed in London. I am not joking as they WILL come to your house and escort you to a maximum security prison in the state of New York City (A god awful state, that's where people go to get tortured by black people in prison). I'm pretty sure that the entire state is consisted of prisons, just as all the other states. Nuclear missiles? They are about as useless as the French in war, because everyone knows that Americans are too big of pussies to launch them. Also, don't you dare dis the best computer made by Apple (A european computer maker, that's what my mom told me) because you stole money from a homeless man who should be given free money to buy your little computer, because Capitalism is dumb because it's stupid!
I don't think anyone here could fight against London's finest, either, so you had better stop your trolling! What happened to the internet being a secure place where a man could come and relax and read about a young man's column and encourage him to keep up his great writing?
I am being congratulated by college professors for writing such an article, and none of you can take that away from me!
Eagles? Those are the worst bird. They can't even stay out of endangerment, just to show how weak they are. Fitting for the American symbol, huh?
