Author Topic: discussion on fake Santa Claus  (Read 1229 times)

Mall Santa's creep me out
I always refused to sit on a santa's lap. That stuff creeped me out.

i went up to one once and said

I want a red rider BB gun with a compass in the stock! he said

Ok kid...

but then i went up to the one at Bass pro shops and said

I want a .357 magnum for christmas <3

he high fived me and i went on my mary way THERE REAL MAN!

Everyone knows that people tell kids santa is real so that when they break into their house and steal all their stuff they think santa is leaving them presents :D

Way to ruin the fun and mystery of Christmas you idiot.

Fake Santa =/= Paedophile.


"Come here, little boy. I want to give you a SPECIAL present."

osht sun