Author Topic: Post your funny omegle chats!  (Read 5016 times)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is moot a friend?

Stranger 1 has disconnected.

Lol'd

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: : Give me one good reason why I should stay and talk to you(:
You: I'm a zombie.
Stranger: Have you come to eat my flesh? :o
You: Yes
Stranger: Well go ahead.
You: OM NOMN NOM NOMN NOMN NOM NOM NM
You: Now for your brains
You: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: Are you a manzie?
You: No
Stranger: Then what are you!?
You: I'm actually not a zombie
Stranger: Yaaaaaaay!
You: I'm DOCTOR OMWGOGLEPUS RAWR
Stranger: That's nice.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Mr doctor or mrs doctor?
You: Niether
Stranger: Uh oh.
You: I'm an alien
Stranger: We should breed and create a new race.
Stranger: Jkjkjk.
You: Oh and by the way, i'm not stalking you but you're out of orange juice
Stranger: Actually, there's a full carton fair maiden.
You: No I just drunk it.
Stranger: Dang
You: Oh and I tried to eat your cake but it was a lie
Stranger: But.. but.. but..
You: But... what?
Stranger: I'm going to sleep.
You: WAIT
You: WHAT IS LOVE
You: BABY DONT HURT ME
You: DONT HURT ME
You: DONT HURT ME NO MORE
Stranger: No more
You: Anyway...
Stranger: You're mean troll.
You: I'm not a troll I a dwarf
Stranger: Bye.
You: Bai Bai.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you were severely dehydrated, would you drink the blood or any other bodily fluid of another?

Stranger 1: Hello

Stranger 2: hello

Stranger 1: asl

Stranger 2: 23 m

Stranger 2: you

Stranger 1: 17 m

Stranger 2 has disconnected


 :cookieMonster:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I saw your wife with the man down the block.

Stranger 1: that was me

Stranger 2: whoah

Stranger 1: fail

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Did you know in southern ohio they have a place for get together orgies with sheep?

Stranger 1: wow

Stranger 2: awesome

Stranger 2: I'll be there this weekend

Stranger 2: see you there

Stranger 1: wish my wife was that open minded

Stranger 2: too bad I'm a d00d bro

Stranger 1: that is fine

Stranger 2 has disconnected

How long will it take you before you disconnect from this?

Stranger 2: 10 sec
Stranger 1 is typing a message......
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Who is Nelson Mandela, and why was he persecuted and eventually sent to jail?

Stranger 1: idk

Stranger 1: idc

starfishs have no appreciation of history.



« Last Edit: October 02, 2011, 01:01:39 PM by Comatose »

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is love?
Stranger 2: BEARS
Stranger 1: baby dont herp me
Stranger 2: HERP
Stranger 1: dont herp me. derp derp
Stranger 1: BEARS EAT BEETS
Stranger 1: BEARS
Stranger 1: BEATS
Stranger 1: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Stranger 1: MICHAEL!
Stranger 1: thats not funny..
Stranger 1: .MICHAEL!!!
Stranger 2: CAPTAIN ADAMA
Stranger 2: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A BEAR
Stranger 1: oic
Stranger 1 has disconnected

..Right.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
How do I shot web?
Stranger 2: Use your hand and rub your snake vertically
Stranger 1: shoot the web n its nw a shot web....;)
Stranger 2: In a straight line motion
Stranger 1: hey asl?
Stranger 2: 14 male spain
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Omegle: That chat program where everyone must make a loveual joke out of everything.

Question to discuss:
Recreate a gay, homophobic, couple having love for the first time
Stranger 1: DUDE GET YOUR richard OUT OF MY ASS!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you had a knife, what would you do?

Stranger 2: put it in the knife draw
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 1: huh
Stranger 2: the drawer where knifes go
Stranger 1: ohh you said draw before...
Stranger 2: i know
Stranger 2: sorry
Stranger 1: i dont care
Stranger 2: you shouldnt
Stranger 1: well i dont
Stranger 2: ok you should
Stranger 1: okay...
Stranger 2 has disconnected

is this real life?

Stranger 2: Maybe

Stranger 1: NOPE

Stranger 2: Might be a dream.

Stranger 2: Or the matrix.

Stranger 2: Or like, the Truman Show.

Stranger 1: IM CONTROLLING THE WORLD

Stranger 1: ERRYONES SLEEPING

Stranger 2: AWWW SHIII

Stranger 2 has disconnected



hello, is this the krusty krab?

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 2: nope

Stranger 1: this is patrick

Stranger 2: this is jessie

Stranger 1: ...

Stranger 1: THIS

Stranger 1: IS

Stranger 1: PATRICK

Stranger 1 has disconnected



You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
IF YOU PLACE A WATERMELON IN A BASKET AND SHAKE IT AROUND DO YOU PRODUCE A FOREST OF MOUNTAIN LIONS

Stranger 2: no.

Stranger 2: you produce a watermelon shake.

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 2 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
IF YOU PLACE A WATERMELON IN A BASKET AND SHAKE IT AROUND DO YOU PRODUCE A FOREST OF MOUNTAIN LIONS

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: ....

Stranger 1: duh

Stranger 1: wow

Stranger 1: I hate people who ask stupid questions

Stranger 1: the answer is loving obvious

Stranger 1: it's like

Stranger 1: who the forget doesn't know that?

Stranger 2 has disconnected


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Do you think the person you're talking to is hot?

You: no

Stranger: ouch

You: haha

You: are you?

You: ARE YOU HOTTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS

You: WILL I MELT WHEN I SEE YOU

Stranger: YES PEOPLE DISINTERGRATER WHEN THEY LOOK AT ME THATS HOW HOT.

You: oh maan

Stranger: DISINTERGRATE*

You: THATS WAY TOO HOT FOR ME

You: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME WITH YOUR BEAUTY

You: I WANT TO LIVE AND GROW UP AND DESIGN BUILDINGS

You: I HAVE A CAT AND 3 DEAD ANIMALS

Stranger: I SHALL TRY NOT TO BUT CONATAINING THIS AMOUNT OF HEAT IUS DANGEROUS

You: DONT WORRY

You: I WILL SEND MEDICAL HELP

Stranger: THANKYOU

Stranger: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY

You: THE MEDICAL HELP DIDN'T WANT TO SO I SENT THE SALVATION ARMY

Stranger: *EXPLOSION CAUSES DEATH TO ALL LIVING ORGANISMS*

You: luckily im a rock!

Stranger: phhew

You: (does rock things)

Stranger: or just as hot?!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2011, 05:32:26 PM by Wehrmacht »

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Loading...Stranger 1: Lame

Stranger 2: loading what ..............

Stranger 2: bull stuff

Stranger 1: That's what the smartass typed.

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 2: he is an ass

Stranger 1: Yes, he is. Who needs a life.

Stranger 2: he does

Stranger 2: bye

Stranger 2 has disconnected

HUEHUEHUE YOU MAD BRO?

ninja edit:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Loading Question... This may take a few moments.Stranger 2: :D:D:D

Stranger 1: Lol

Stranger 2: damn good :D

Stranger 1: You made me smile :D

Stranger 2: me too :D

Stranger 1: :D:D

Stranger 2: well i guess i'll go to the next question :D

Atleast i know some people get it and actually laugh
« Last Edit: November 25, 2011, 02:15:53 PM by pantherfan »