You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: : Give me one good reason why I should stay and talk to you(:
You: I'm a zombie.
Stranger: Have you come to eat my flesh? :o
You: Yes
Stranger: Well go ahead.
You: OM NOMN NOM NOMN NOMN NOM NOM NM
You: Now for your brains
You: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: Are you a manzie?
You: No
Stranger: Then what are you!?
You: I'm actually not a zombie
Stranger: Yaaaaaaay!
You: I'm DOCTOR OMWGOGLEPUS RAWR
Stranger: That's nice.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Mr doctor or mrs doctor?
You: Niether
Stranger: Uh oh.
You: I'm an alien
Stranger: We should breed and create a new race.
Stranger: Jkjkjk.
You: Oh and by the way, i'm not stalking you but you're out of orange juice
Stranger: Actually, there's a full carton fair maiden.
You: No I just drunk it.
Stranger: Dang
You: Oh and I tried to eat your cake but it was a lie
Stranger: But.. but.. but..
You: But... what?
Stranger: I'm going to sleep.
You: WAIT
You: WHAT IS LOVE
You: BABY DONT HURT ME
You: DONT HURT ME
You: DONT HURT ME NO MORE
Stranger: No more
You: Anyway...
Stranger: You're mean troll.
You: I'm not a troll I a dwarf
Stranger: Bye.
You: Bai Bai.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.