Einstein vs. Hawking and Shakespeare vs. Dr Seuss were the best, easily.
IIII COULD NOT WOULD NOT ON A BOAT, READ ANY OF THE BORING ASS PLAYS YOU WROTE,
EVEN HORTON DOES'NT WANNA HEEAR YOU AND CINDY LOU WHO IS AFRAID TO GO NEAR YOU!
edit: If you didnt get it then its Dr Seuss' first two lines in the video