If you were to be a PI what would you carry around.

[Qwepir]

a manly motherloving mustache

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[nienhaus1]

a manly motherloving mustache

Why would you carry around a mustache?

[Stocking]

Body Armor
DNA Scanner
Visualizer
Health Station
Binoculars

And for a weapon I'd use a UMP .45 Prototype

[Squideey]

A sock puppet and a fishtank.

[Tingalz]

a blimp

[Stocking]

a blimp

haha ur gona take ur mom with you?? (ownd.,,,)

[Tingalz]

haha ur gona take ur mom with you?? (ownd.,,,)

well im rubber and you'r glue and everything u say bounces of and stikcs to u

[Stocking]

well im rubber and you'r glue and everything u say bounces of and stikcs to u

thats gross cuz u werent wearing a rubber wen u filled ur mom up with glue ;-)