Life Imprisonment

[tkepahama]

You get a real-living rapist-car for a cellmate.

I killed a car barrier.

[Ad Bot]

[Skorpion]

You get the guy who had to repair it.

I drowned a rich tea biscuit in a cup of tea.

[ShadowYoshi294]

You are put in a food prison cell with Kirby.

I killed the cookie monster and all of his cookies.

[TeslaCoil]

You are put in a food prison cell with Kirby.

I killed the cookie monster and all of his cookies.

You are stuck in a cell with Elmo for eternity.

I killed the Cool Aid man.

[Man 2]

OH YEAH!

I'm in for not saying who Tesla gets as a cellmate.

[Planr]

You are put in a cell with the king of hyrule.

I used to be a free man like you, until i took a handcuff to the wrists... (i set my neighbors house on fire)

[Isaac Fox]

A leprechaun.

Treason.

[Katamari007]

You get lynched in front of a crowd, however, you don't die, only suffer terrible neck injuries, and you are in this position for the rest of your life


I killed a man in self-defense





funny how the prison system forgets you over, eh?

[ShadowYoshi294]

I killed a man in self-defense

Unfortunately, the law system in your area is trash and the cops arrest you. You get put in a cell with like 10 million other victims.

I backstabbed a Spy.

[Thompson]

In for being cool.

[e-maxx]

trainman1

for stealing a... wait for it... DIME

[Night Fox]

you get put in with two squidwards

I cut the tag off of a blowdryer