I was playing soccer and I hit myself in the testes with another person.

[Alyx Vance]

I've almost ruptured a testicle riding a 4 wheeler.
Seriously.

Ouch what did you do?

[Ad Bot]

[masterockets]

Sue
Everyone

[e-maxx]

testicular combat

[Alyx Vance]

testicular combat

MENTALGEN PREPARE YOUR TESTIS FOR THIS BATTLE OF TESTICULAR COMBAT!

[JamestheLeet]

Ouch what did you do?

I jumped on a 4 wheeler.
and landed on my left testicle.
all 90 or so pounds of me and the force of the landing all on my left testicle for about half a second.