I was playing soccer and I hit myself in the testes with another person.

[JamestheLeet]

I HIT MYSELF.
WITH ANOTHER PERSON.
And here's how it happens.

I'm running for the ball, and there's a kid coming in from the side about to get it, too.
The kid is about to kick it, and he kicks it, but it just goes in the air.
So I'm going to be a badass and kick it out of the air like a ninja.
And then another kid comes up, to knock it down, and somehow my foot connects with is testicles and one of my legs goes behind him, and I slam full on into the guy.
I have no idea how this happened, only that it hurt badly for both of us.

Also, I also got hit in the balls by a girl that came out of loving nowhere, and we were on the same team.  Apparently we were both going to kick it at the same person, just I was already kicking it.

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[Alyx Vance]

Ouch... Poor dudes testicles.

[comedy101experiments]

Ouch... Poor dudes testicles.

[HellHound]

I moved my arm off the arm rest of my computer chair and put it on my lap.
Getting hit in the nuts hurts.

[Alyx Vance]

I moved my arm off the arm rest of my computer chair and put it on my lap.
Getting hit in the nuts hurts.

No doubt bout that....

I was riding my cousins chopper bike and I hit something going fast because the brakes failed and I went flying forward and my testicles hit the bikes steel fake gas tank. Talk bout balls of steel O_O
inb4dukenukenreferance

[Sami2ss]

>girl tries to hit soccerball
>hits your balls
>she made contact with your balls

[Blooker]

Oh Balls.
useewhatididthar

[JamestheLeet]

>girl tries to hit soccerball
>hits your balls
>she made contact with your balls


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Full on frontal, too.
But that was after I ran into her and smashed my testicles against her leg.

[Timezbrick]

Sami2ss's avatar fist everywhere.

[Sami2ss]

Sami2ss's avatar fist everywhere.

my hero

[Big Brother]

lemme guess, this was just before a cloud of girls swarmed you and started feeling your rippling biceps

[JamestheLeet]

lemme guess, this was just before a cloud of girls swarmed you and started feeling your rippling biceps

no, it was before i was rolling on the ground, in pain.
But it's a game full of people running around kicking a ball, someone is going to be hit in the balls

[devildogelite]

No doubt bout that....

I was riding my cousins chopper bike and I hit something going fast because the brakes failed and I went flying forward and my testicles hit the bikes steel fake gas tank. Talk bout balls of steel O_O
inb4dukenukenreferance

Your stories about yourself always suck.

[Skorpion]

inb4testicularcancer

[JamestheLeet]

inb4testicularcancer

I've almost ruptured a testicle riding a 4 wheeler.
Seriously.