Write letters to companies/people

[fred da kiko]

Dear Coca-Cola,

Your soda sucks. It's like drinking a stuffty version of Pepsi

forget you,
                 Nikki

dear nikki,

pepsi is worse than tab.

coke is better,
                     fred da kiko

[Ad Bot]

[Bisjac]

dear post office.

did i really need to use a stamp for this?

[mlockha]

Dear Penn Station,
You don't have to make your sandwiches, one long greasy sandwich with extra oil.
Sincerely, mlockha

[Extrude]

Dear transmissions; I will keep this brief. OH LAWD.

[Alyx Vance]

dear nikki,

pepsi is worse than tab.

coke is better,
                     fred da kiko

Dear Fred da Kiko,

Pepsi invented Mountain Dew and thats maybe the only good thing they made.


Mnt Dew forever,
                      Alyx Vance

[Max4344]

Dear OP
Hello!
Love, Max4344