Author Topic: Write letters to companies/people (Read 1240 times)

Planr · May 26, 2012, 04:42:31 PM

Dear apple,

your macs are a piece of crap and are absurdly expensive for no reason. you need to stop selling all this itunes crap that nobody wants and actually stop using that crappy "I-everything" stuff to name your products. just stop.

sincerely,

uncle planr

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Mister Cheese · May 26, 2012, 09:54:55 PM

Dear AT&T:

forget you and your claims to have DSL in my area when really its about the same speed as a DIAL UP CONNECTION.

forget off,
Mister Cheese :)

TheArmyGuy · May 26, 2012, 09:55:59 PM

Dear EA,
No. Nononono. No. Nopedienoped. Nein, no.
No, no, nonono, nope, negatory, njet, nein no.
Regards,
-TAG

Alyx Vance · May 26, 2012, 10:04:20 PM

Dear Obama,

forget you, you stupid ass mother forgeter and please step down and start sucking richards.

Sincerely,
That dude who doesn't quite like you.

(Obama isn't that bad to be honest)

Im_AFK · May 26, 2012, 10:06:22 PM

Dear Blockland

noob i want my v21 becuase shadows and shaders are cool stuff if you dont giv them 2 me by tomorow i wil ban ju!1

sincerely,
I'm_AFK (dont ban me plz)

Alyx Vance · May 26, 2012, 10:11:31 PM

Quote from: Im_AFK on May 26, 2012, 10:06:22 PM

Dear Blockland

noob i want my v21 becuase shadows and shaders are cool stuff if you dont giv them 2 me by tomorow i wil ban ju!1

sincerely,
I'm_AFK (dont ban me plz)

Dear Im_AFK,

Your banned

Sincerely,
Badspot

Im_AFK · May 26, 2012, 10:13:09 PM

:( my avatr waves goodbye

Alyx Vance · May 26, 2012, 10:14:15 PM

Quote from: Im_AFK on May 26, 2012, 10:13:09 PM

:( my avatr waves goodbye

lololol u r baned lolololol

Ningyou · May 26, 2012, 10:15:34 PM

Dear Obama,

ur a cool nig

sincerely, ur biggest fan!!

TheABELBOTO · May 26, 2012, 10:18:48 PM

dear badspot
add headset support
love, some-one-who-IS-NOT-ABELBOTO

Extrude · May 26, 2012, 10:20:17 PM

Dear Weaboos,

You are dumb. Please stop clogging up gaming conventions with your weird costumes unless you work at an AAA booth.

Sincerely,
Normal People.

Snaffle J. Bean · May 26, 2012, 10:22:03 PM

Dear Polyvinyl Record Company,

More airheads, less "of Montreal" stickers.

Sincerely,
32% of your monthly revenue.

TheABELBOTO · May 26, 2012, 10:24:54 PM

dear BRONIES
please, kindly FU** OFF
love, not me

Ningyou · May 26, 2012, 10:31:15 PM

Quote from: Extrude on May 26, 2012, 10:20:17 PM

Dear Weaboos,

You are dumb. Please stop clogging up gaming conventions with your weird costumes unless you work at an AAA booth.

Sincerely,
Normal People.

KoopaScooper · May 26, 2012, 10:32:33 PM

Dear Bell,

how the hell haven't you become bankrupt yet from your horrible service?

Sincerely, that friend you didn't give a discount to.