My hand is stuck to my richard, im forgeted

[Harm94]

Why do people come here for help?

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[Zloff]

cuz no one wants to post 'forget, how to get richard detached from hand? :(' on wiki answers

[Snow2]

my brother has replaced my special shaving cream with glue, and now my hand is stuck to my richard, not sure what to do, so i am kinda hoping no one walks in seeing me like this, any ideas on how to help me?

[Skateaton 2.0]

Anyway if this ever does happen people try your cum, I know it sounds like a weird loving idea but it left weirdly "clean" spots on my desk.

[Timezbrick]

Cut your snake off.

[Travis [bob36455]]

Mk, I'm just gonna say, how in the hell did your brother put glue in a shaving creme can when they are pressurized.
also, why do you fap with shaving creme?
lastly, dont beat the forget out of him, you're the forgettard.

[carolcat]

Anyway if this ever does happen people try your cum, I know it sounds like a weird loving idea but it left weirdly "clean" spots on my desk.

you cleaned your desk with your own semen...?

[Axolotl]

Use nail polish remover with acetone if this actually happened.

[Qwepir]

you cleaned your desk with your own semen...?

you dont?