My hand is stuck to my richard, im forgeted

[sonic dude]

my brother has replaced my special shaving cream with glue, and now my hand is stuck to my richard, not sure what to do, so i am kinda hoping no one walks in seeing me like this, any ideas on how to help me?

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[Electrk]

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[Nickelob Ultra]

This guy can help you.

[sonic dude]

This guy can help you.

oh god no

[steve5451]

so funne

[Nickelob Ultra]

oh god no

Look, he had his hand glued to his richard too.  It's not a bad thing to ask for help.

[sonic dude]

so funne

no, tis is not funny, im already grounded from another thing, if my parents find out about this, i will get my ass handed to me on a silver platter

[LawtyLawt]

Oh, THIS thread again.

[sonic dude]

Oh, THIS thread again.

what does this mean?

[Nickelob Ultra]

First it starts with "shaving cream"... then tuna jars...

[LawtyLawt]

what does this mean?

Mhmmmm

[sonic dude]

im confused now, i have no hope, unless someone out there can find a non painful solvent

Mhmmmm

oh, no this has no relation that was a coincidence and im not stuffting you

[LawtyLawt]

Muriatic acid.

[sonic dude]

Muriatic acid.

please no

[LawtyLawt]

please no

IT'S THE ONLY WAY, MARTY