Bought my own first instrument

[Aces]

LOL

Every time I play with an orchestra or a jazz band they always refer to my bass as a cello.

Jimmies rustled every time.

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[Man 2]

A while ago I finished payments on a tenor saxophone.
I've been playing it in school for five years now, I'm pretty good.
Everyone refers to it as the "loveophone" for which I scalp them.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I have a electric guitar.
your ears will bleed if you ever hear me playing it.