Weird school days you've had

[Night Fox]

Also some other kid got arrested for having a pocketknife.

omfg
there's this black gay dude in my band, and like in 8th grade he got caught threatening a guy with a pink pocket knife

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

well it isn't serious either

Sadly it is.
My school is full of convicts and all that kind of stuff.
Also if you eat school lunch I hope you like cardboard.

[e-maxx]

when the principal says you can't have bookbags in class anymore

[Night Fox]

Sadly it is.

1. hell is a fiery and torturous place
2. you can't just "leave" school

Also if you eat school lunch I hope you like cardboard.

I eat (when I say "eat," I mean that sometimes I'll eat a thing or two depending on whether I like it or not) school lunch every day, and the mashed potatoes they make are literally the best mashed potatoes I have ever had in my entire life

[Clone v.117]

There weren't any chairs in my media class (which just happens to be me, 3 of my guy friends and all the hottest girls in our year) because there was another year 9/10 class in there so I sat on the ground, but after messing around with my friend for ages the teacher moved me basically under the desk in front of all the girls chucking spreadies in their skirts.
Pervert mode; activated.

[Alyx Vance]

1. hell is a fiery and torturous place
2. you can't just "leave" schoolI eat (when I say "eat," I mean that sometimes I'll eat a thing or two depending on whether I like it or not) school lunch every day, and the mashed potatoes they make are literally the best mashed potatoes I have ever had in my entire life

My mashed potatos aren't bad but they always go better with pepper.
Most stuff is freezer burned/completely burned.
Also when I say hell I mean it sucks ass.

[Elecro]

Last week, a hot girl whispered into my ear in 5th hour, "I like you.". Me on the outside; poker face. Me on the inside; OH GOD YES.

[Clone v.117]

Last week, a hot girl whispered into my ear in 5th hour, "I like you.". Me on the outside; poker face. Me on the inside; OH GOD YES.

Get in while she's still tight.

[Axolotl2]

When some ghetto kids in Academic Assistance started playing rap music on their iPhone.

Also, there was this one time where a security guard was chasing a guy really fast.

[Darkness ZXW]

Last week, a hot girl whispered into my ear in 5th hour, "I like you.". Me on the outside; poker face. Me on the inside; OH GOD YES.

probably those stylin' frames your mom picked out

[Elecro]

Get in while she's still tight.

I know what I must do...