The Life of Dean Martin

[Shell]

12:50 After finishing the pizza, Dean purchases 4 more decoys.

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

-snip because stupid-

[Nonnel]

12:50 After finishing the pizza, Dean purchases 4 more decoys.

1:06 Dean Martin finishes his stroll and goes home to purchase Blockland, that game where you build stuff.

[Ragequit]

1:15 After buying Blockland, Dean tries to come up with a name.

[Mounds Bar]

2027 12:01 PM Dean built a time machine in Blockland and fast-forwarded into the future.

Asians are now considered the holy race to purge the earth of the internet dictated by god.

The Blockland Forums is now under siege and Facebook is now an online Chinese dating site.

[LegendZ]

2027 12:31 PM

Dean stares for a full 30 minutes in horror at what the world has become, and promptly gets shot in the head by an Asian who was screaming at how he got into her house.

[fawkes..]

2027 12:32 The real Dean looks at his decoy in disgust, and goes and gets back into the time machine

[LOL :D]

1949, January 13, 12:55 PM - Dean finds himself in a time loop, and falls flat on his face and finds himself at a Nat King Cole concert, with Ol' Blue Eyes in the front row.