The Life of Dean Martin

[LOL :D]

YOU ARE NOW DEAN MARTIN
OBVIOUS SPINOFF OF BLOOCKHEAD500000000

8:30 - Dean wakes up.

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[Nonnel]

what
i just
what

[.:FancyPants:.]

8:31 - Dean wakes up in a daze;

"what
i just
what,"

he says.

[Ragequit]

8:32 Dean dies of AIDS

[grunterdb1951]

8:32 Dean dies of AIDS

8:34 Dean is brought back to life by Buddha, but in favor he had to forget a dog.

[.:FancyPants:.]

8:37 - The neighbors call the police after seeing someone rise from the dead and then forget their dog.

[Shell]

8:39 - Dean is put in jail for life (conspiracy and animal abuse!!!) and dies in the shower.

[grunterdb1951]

8:39 - Dean is put in jail for life (conspiracy and animal abuse!!!) and dies in the shower.

12:30 - Dean awakes, his richard bitten off and his star fish now a gapping crater. He stands, hungry. He falcon punchs his way out of prison with his zombie powers and then begins eating a small infants teddy bear before carrying on to eat a old womans purse.

[Shell]

12:30:05 On his way to the old lady, Dean trips on a ladybug and falls in a fiery ditch with spikes, impaling and killing him.

[fawkes..]

12:31 The real Dean looks at his decoy in disgust, then walks away

[Swat 3]

12:34 Dean goes to grab a sandwich at Dan's Shack.

[sir dooble]

12:35 Dean realises he has misread the sign. It actually says Dan's Hack. Inside Dan is hacking common electronic appliances for evil schemes. Dean is chased out by a crazed lawn mower.

[Shell]

12:37 - Dean is mutilated by the lawnmower.

[Nonnel]

12:38 The real Dean looks at his decoy in disgust, then walks away.

[Gojira]

12:39 - Dean walks to the nearest subway and buys a pizza.