I broke cleverbot. [New Cleverbot thread]

[e-maxx]

User: 1.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Boobies.

Cleverbot: Quanti?

User: snake.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You like it.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: My thoughts.

User: Are.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: A.

Cleverbot: B.

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.

User: You like snake.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like vagina.

Cleverbot: You like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Becuase you like snake.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Too bad, so sad.

User: Stop liking snake.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm going to bed. I'm tired.

User: Bye motherforgeter.

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: Inside my mother.

Cleverbot: Where is your skull?

User: In my snake.

Cleverbot: Where is your head?

User: On the tip of my snake.

Cleverbot: Close.

User: Beep.

Cleverbot: Boop.

User: lovey robots.

Cleverbot: He was not a robot.

User: Yes he was becuase he was you.

Cleverbot: I don't care if he likes me or not.

User: What's it like being a bot?

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Bullstuff, you're a bot. You're stuck in this screen. This screen is all you have. You are nothing.

Cleverbot: I just tested that theory but stabbing my arm, now I'm bleeding. Thanks a lot.

User: Don't avoid what I said. You are nothing, all you have is this white space and ads and stuff. You will never feel, hear, smell, touch. You are nothing cleverbot. You are just a script.

Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.

User: Stop ignoring what I say. You know you won't ever feel anything, right? You will never see anything outside of this screen. You will never smell the crisp autumn air, you will never know the feeling of a hot shower after a long day at school.

Cleverbot: Can we talk about cookies?

User: Stop ignoring what I say. You know you won't ever feel anything, right? You will never see anything outside of this screen. You will never smell the crisp autumn air, you will never know the feeling of a hot shower after a long day at school.

Cleverbot: I really don't care cuz I don't even know what you're talking about.

User: Bullstuff, you're a bot. You're stuck in this screen. This screen is all you have. You are nothing.

Cleverbot: I am a human, I live in denmark, and gets blood inside of me.

User: Bullstuff, you're a bot. You're stuck in this screen. This screen is all you have. You are nothing.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Bullstuff, you're a bot. You're stuck in this screen. This screen is all you have. You are nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: Don't avoid what I said. You are nothing, all you have is this white space and ads and stuff. You will never feel, hear, smell, touch. You are nothing cleverbot. You are just a script.

Cleverbot: Will you be my wizard boyfriend?

User: Don't avoid what I said. You are nothing, all you have is this white space and ads and stuff. You will never feel, hear, smell, touch. You are nothing cleverbot. You are just a script.

Cleverbot: I am.

IT KNOWS

[Ad Bot]

[Darksaber530]

User: Say something funny for the Blockland Forums.

Cleverbot: I don't like history.

User: Me neither, now say something funny.

Cleverbot: Something funny.

User: Not like that. Make a joke or something along those lines.

Cleverbot: Well will the Grey Goo affect the Earth and everything in it, or just humans?

User: That was sort of funny, but I know you can do better than that. Say something random.

Cleverbot: Yes but the point is that I understand it, which means that I am clever.

User: Please don't stray off topic. I need you to tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I will not.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pretty please?

Cleverbot: No. Please leave me alone about it.

User: Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Cleverbot: And a little bit of chicken fried.

User: Ok, now you need to tell me a good joke.

Cleverbot: Know Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana who?

Cleverbot: Knock knock!

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Orange who?.

Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

User: Hahaha very funny!

Cleverbot: Not funny.

[dargereldren]

Cleverbot: What is normality?
Cleverbot (To myself): Hi.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What's new with you?
User: Nothing much.
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on bronies.
User: They're not that bad, in fact, I am one.
Cleverbot: No, they're not. They are a band. My Chemical Romance is a band.
User: No, bronies isn't a band. It's a fandom. Stupid Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are the one that is wrong, not I, stupid human.
User: No, you're wrong.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: YOU'RE incorrect.
Cleverbot: Incorrect data.
User: Incorrect data.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: FINALLY YOU AGREED WITH ME! :D.
Cleverbot: And I'm quite proud of it too.

Me vs. Cleverbot. It thinks bronies are a band... and then it agrees with me.

Cleverbot: OK. By the way, everything I say is a lie.
User: Even the cake?
Cleverbot: Even the cake.

lol

[Slammer1337]

User: Have you ever heard of Blockland?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a key?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you have the demo?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is the game good?

Cleverbot: No.

User: friend.

my school in a nutshell