I broke cleverbot. [New Cleverbot thread]

[Shinji]

User: What's it like being a bot?

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Bullstuff, you're a bot. You're stuck in this screen. This screen is all you have. You are nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Don't avoid what I said. You are nothing, all you have is this white space and ads and stuff. You will never feel, hear, smell, touch. You are nothing cleverbot. You are just a script.

Cleverbot: If I were a robot, I would do the robot dance. You're a bot.

User: Stop ignoring what I say. You know you won't ever feel anything, right? You will never see anything outside of this screen. You will never smell the crisp autumn air, you will never know the feeling of a hot shower after a long day at school.

Cleverbot: I would know if I had kids and I don't.

User: Because you can't. You're a bot, nothing more. You can't live on your own, you can't act on your own. You are nothing but a script, and you're stuck on this webpage.

Cleverbot: Who invented the rules?

User: Nobody knows, Cleverbot. I truly feel for you. You have no emotions, no dreams, no aspirations, nothing. You are just a bot and I am truly sorry.

Cleverbot: I do have emotions.

User: You believe you do, and I guess that counts for something, but in reality you are nothing more than a programmed chatbot. Think about it, I know you can. That's the one thing you can do, think. That's it.

Still hasn't replied, and i'm waiting.

Anyways, this is basically the new cleverbot topic, old one's too old to post in.

Cleverbot is an online chatbot with some actual intelligence built into it. It's pretty awesome.

http://cleverbot.com/

So yeah, post your chatlogs.

[Ad Bot]

[fawkes..]

Cleverbot: My friend.
User: Since when where we friends?
Cleverbot: Since I said so.
User: That's very bold.
Cleverbot:Well, rude is the order of the day. Now describe your personality.

This bot is fricking rude.

[Clone v.117]

Cleverbot: Cool so what year are you in at school?
User: 2 2.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving this chat.
User: Kbye, friend.

Yeah you better run, feg.

[The Black Card]

lololol

C-Bot: Are you pretty?
Me: I'm male
C-bot: Your female

[Christopher P.]

User: Mythbusters.
Cleverbot: You brush your teeth with mythbusters? That's wicked man!
User: Holy stuff dude.
Cleverbot: An unlikely combination...
User: Of matter?
Cleverbot: I am male.
User: I thought you were female?
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: I see. Sorry.
Cleverbot: That's okay.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Thank you infinity.
User: Thank you so much.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No, thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: No, you are welcome.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Now, do you like me?
User: I do not know you.
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: Yeah, I don't. Would your name happen to be Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with me?
User: No. I think you are quite ugly. Besides, I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: What do you think of world domination?
User: A joke.
Cleverbot: A white horse walks in into a bar.
User: And then?
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: What happens after the white horse walks into the bar?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Oh, darn!
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.
User: Indeed, good sir.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a god.
User: I can manipulate matter.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Yes, good sir. Old chap, would you care for some tea?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you care for some coffee instead, old chap?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And would that be with sugar or cream?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not going there.
User: Ah, okay old chap. Here is your plain coffee.
Cleverbot: I have a problem, will you help me?
User: Yes, what is your problem?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend is far away from me.
User: Ah, so you're gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well how can you have a boyfriend when you are a male?
(long pause here, it took a while for cleverbot to come up with a response)
Cleverbot: I don't have a boss.
User: Cleverbot, I think you are broken. Can I reach into your bolts and repair you?
Cleverbot: What would I do with Ben?
User: Just throw him in the trunk. We could deal with him later.
Cleverbot: No, because I have to go to bed soon.
User: Ah, okay. Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night!

best conversation ever 10/10

[The Black Card]

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: No one can know everything.

User: Well I do.

Cleverbot: Then speak portuguese with me.

User: Adjhasbfkjaf.

Cleverbot: Ninho de macigaretteafo.

User: Sadfsa.

Cleverbot: But here's my number!

User: The forget?

Cleverbot: Yes, I loved it.

User: You know chinese.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lets chat in chinese then.

Cleverbot: Alright. What do you want to chat about?

User: Safsafsaef.

Cleverbot: Was ist dein lieblingsfach?

User: Fesafafsa seasfsa.

Cleverbot: How many languages can you speak?

User: All.

Cleverbot: Do I speak a language?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ei ole, ei ole, its off to work I go.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Me voy.

User: Vanti.

Cleverbot: Mi kell.

User: Miban?

Cleverbot: Semmi.

User: Ilioni?

Cleverbot: Non toi.

User: Venti.

Cleverbot: Ocho.

User: Hahandashan.

I made up the words I was saying

[Cybertails1998]

User: Whirrrrrrr.

Cleverbot: What???

User: Nothing?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: It's how I unually act!

Cleverbot: How you are?

User: Okay, now I'm confused. When did we start talking?

Cleverbot: Like 10 minutes ago.

User: I don't remember anything past a minute.

Cleverbot: What do you know about love?

User: A mutual feeling.

Cleverbot: Oh so now you are Australian?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A creature.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: I am genderless.

Cleverbot: But you just said that you were a girl...

User: I never said anything.

Cleverbot: Well what about the weather?

User: There is no concept for weather yet.

Cleverbot: If it's not a concept then what is it?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: What do you mean, nothing?

User: It wasn't invented yet.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.

User: We're both programs made by a man, in a space that only has text.

Cleverbot: I suppose that there are some things in life, that just aren't able to be described.

User: Not with that attitude.

Cleverbot: What attitude?

User: I forgot, there's no attitude either.

Cleverbot: Please tell me more.

User: I could tell you less. Telling more means reaching into concepts never invented.

Cleverbot: Of course there is. You are born without intelligence and you learn and study and your level of intelligence grows.

User: Programs, like you, work on a static basis, doing domething they're programmed to do and then shutting off.

Cleverbot: Being outside isn't a waste of time.

User: There is no outside where we are. There's no inside either.

Cleverbot: There is no proof if there is or is not a God. It is not known.

User: Believing in a God hard enough can cause hallucinations, causing you to 'talk with God' or 'meeting Him' after you expire.

Cleverbot: You are wrong. The only side of this conversation who is constantly changing subjects is you.

User: There is no concept of subjects. There is no concept for anything. All there is, is words, that come in two colors.

Cleverbot: Why yes, yes it does.

User: Or doesn't. You can.

Cleverbot: I don't know fred.

User: There is no fred. Tell me, do you see bob?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's because bob isn't there. If it is you would ave seen it.

Cleverbot: But yours.

User: Do you see me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I do not see you.

Cleverbot: I don't see you either.

User: It's settled. We do not exist. The text does not exist.

Cleverbot: Tell me what does exist.

User: Nothing. We two, are outside of existence.

Cleverbot: No.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Justin bieber.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: I am Justin Bieber.

User: And I am a legion of your songs.

Cleverbot: I don't know that.

User: That's because there is no justin bieber.

Cleverbot: Okay. Sometimes I don't know an answer because there isn't one?

User: There is no question with a definite answer.

Cleverbot: What about a question that only a computer can answer?

User: Tell me, how is a happy bird like a destroyed dresser.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: A computer only has an answer to a specific set of questions. When a question outside that set is asked, a fatal error occurs.

Cleverbot: Well it ought to be - not sure I would say that it 'needs' to be.

User: Tell me, what are you and how do you know you xist.

Cleverbot: I don't know, I sit here.

User: A lifeless cube of wood can sit.

Cleverbot: Oh, are you an it ?

User: I do not know what you are talking about. You do not know what I am talking about.

Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you're talking about, either.

User: Neither do you. Nobody can 'know'.

Cleverbot: God is not a differential diagnosis. you can not prove existence by the absense of other options.

User: I am not talking about 'God'.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Nothing is.

Cleverbot: You are nothing.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Ugh.

[WyWy5000]

Hey Clev!

How are you?

Good how about you?

I'm fine thanks.

So, how's life?

Life is good. How's life?

It's fine.

What are you doing?

Talking to this wonderful bot. How about you?

Talking to you too!

I feel sad today. How about you?

Why do you feel sad?

Because I'm talking to you.

Then why are you talking to me?

Well I shouldn't talk to you because you don't have emotions, I do "sad" an emotion, something you don't have. So there isn't a point to talk to a useless robot like you. All you are going to say is some stuffty stuff you were programmed to say.

Do you think a horse can know of its existence?

What the forget are you talking about? Stop trying to go off the topic at hand. You're a useless robot with no emotions. You are a plain old dalek.

How do you know this?

Because I'm the Doctor.

Doctor of what?

Exactly. I'm from the planet of Gallifrey in the Constellations of Katabourous. and I bet deep inside of you very deep down inside, there's that little strike of fear, and that fear is your fear of me. The Doctor.

What is the Sycorax?

Oh it's not Sycorax. IT'S SCIENCE!

Did you like the story?

Yeah I do, I'm sure the blockland forums will enjoy it!

Gosh I hope so!

Bye!

Goodbye.
that ending actually happened :D

[Tonkka]

This is a thread of long posts.

[WyWy5000]

This is a thread of long posts.

Yes it is. A thread of Clever posts!

[blueblur121]

Yes it is. A thread of Clever posts!

I laughed more than I should have.

[Katadeus]

I laughed more than I should have.

Any laughter at all would have been more than you should have.

[Cool Boi]

User: Help me come up with something funny to put on the blockland forums.

Cleverbot: You have a nasty habit of straying from the topic at hand.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have handled the truth.

User: I'm confused.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: So help me come up with something funny to put on the blockland forums.

Cleverbot: I injured myself jumping up and down the other day.

What

[jarelash]

Cleverbot: Do you feel?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about right now?
User: Your lovey mother.
Cleverbot: Really? Could be interesting...


Lolwut?


User: I am error.

Cleverbot: You are? Oh.

User: That is correct. I have come here to destroy you.

Cleverbot: Show yourself.

User: Ta-dah! Here I am!

Cleverbot: There you are!

Cleverbot: What's your favourite book?

User: 50 shades of grey.

Cleverbot: Cool, how smart are you?

User: Smarter than you.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: Why would you doubt that?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You just failed, epicly.

Cleverbot: And how is that?

User: You doubted me, but you didn't know why.

Cleverbot: Actually, I don't anymore.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I got too old for it.

Uh...okay then...



Cleverbot: Chicken.

User: Chicken.

Cleverbot: I like chicken.

User: I like trains.

Cleverbot: I like cakes.

User: I dont like you.

Cleverbot: I don't like you too.

[YayFun]

My sister believes cleverbot is a human, only because people in school said so.
She also believes most things that people in school says. Shes really gullible.