I am slowly decending into insanity... I think.

[Beachbum]

It sounds like you're suffering from 'unfortunate virgin syndrome'.

The only cure is to turn off your computer, hit the gym, and love many wiminz

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[Darksaber530]

Every night my dreams are plagued by The Legend of Zelda, Blockland, and other frequently played games, all with distorted original music accompanied by Eric Hartman constantly shouting, "BANBANBANBANBAAAAAAN!!"

I'm not insane my computer tells me it loves me and I never leave it ever, NO I DONT NEED HELP.

Sometimes I dream that I was banned but I wasnt.

[Electrk²]

This is what you should do



This is where you should go

[DrenDran]

you should write a novel

Thanks, stephen kingdaro.

[Electrk²]

This kinda reminds me of Johnny from House of Leaves. He slowly gets madder and madder, forgetting things, having false memories, etc.

Unplug your computer and see someone.

[BubbaGum]

Thanks, stephen kingdaro.

Holy crap lol that was good