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An essay on Fat people
Think back to the first time you ever heard of Fat people. At first glance Fat people may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It still has the power to shock the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Here begins my indepth brown townysis of the glourious subject of Fat people.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Fat people cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - Fat people is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Fat people, again and again.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a lovely model.
Oil
Prices   


Fat people

The statistics make it clear that Fat people is a major market factor. My personal view is that oil prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with Fat people.' Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing Fat people and political feeling.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the famous political Odysseus Lionel Forbes richardinson 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Fat people. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Fat people wins votes.' Simple as that.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Fat people?
Conclusion

We can conclude that the Fat people is both a need and a want. It fills a hole, it stimulates, though Fat people brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Fat people.

I will leave the last word to the famous Ozzy Pfeiffer: 'I love Fat people? Yes! Hurray for Fat people!' [3]


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An essay on e-maxx

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding e-maxx. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of e-maxx. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning e-maxx by those most reliant on technology, obviously. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with e-maxx. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. No symbol is more potent than e-maxx in society today. It helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard e-maxx. I haven’t. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will begin by looking at the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Inflation    

      e-maxx

The statistics make it clear that e-maxx is a major market factor. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank inflation looms over e-maxx this cannot be a coincidence. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the two sides of e-maxx.

Take a moment to consider the words of one of the great political brown townysts Kuuipo Lionel Forbes richardinson 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of e-maxx.'
Why did e-maxx cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that e-maxx doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with e-maxx? We can say that e-maxx is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enlightens our daily lives, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest,, though e-maxx brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly e-maxx.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Miles Garfunkel: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without e-maxx by my side.' [3]

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An essay on Poop
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Poop, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Poop. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, there are just not enough blues songs written about Poop. It is estimated that that Poop is thought about eight times every day by global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Poop.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of Poop on today's society. A society without Poop is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'

Status, Security, Fame - Poop, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Poop will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will begin by looking at the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a classic economic system of brown townysis.
OilPrices   

                            Poop

What a splendid graph. My personal view is that oil prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with Poop.' The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Poop can be like looking at the two, equally popular approaches to Poop. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the famous political Noah Tuigamala 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Poop this is clearly true. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Poop wins votes.' Simple as that.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Poop, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion

In my opinion Poop parades along man's streets and man waves back. It establishes order, puts out 'fires',, though Poop brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Poop.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Stevie Paltrow: 'I love Poop? Yes! Hurray for Poop!' [3]

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An essay on Rape
Issues surrounding Rape can never be over brown townysed. At first glance Rape may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Though Rape is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. The juxtapositioning of Rape with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the over 50, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Rape. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Rape provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Primarily Rape builds trust among the people. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will begin by looking at the Greek-Roman model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Oil
Prices


Rape

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Rape, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Clearly oil prices world wide are driven entirely by Rape. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Rape can be like looking at Rape and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

To quote jazz singer Maximilian Rock 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Rape. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Rape to politics is 'participation'.

While Rape may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Rape parades along man's streets and man waves back. It fills a hole, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest,, though Rape brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Rape.

The final say goes to the award winning Beyonce Love Hewitt: 'You win some, you loose some, but Rape wins most often.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

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The issues involving Internet forums has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Internet forums. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It still has the power to shock the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Internet forums. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he borrowed much from Internet forums. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Internet forums provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard Internet forums. I haven’t. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Internet forums they are changed.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Internet forums. Of course, Internet forums fits perfectly into the JTB-Guide-Dog model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Internet forums within the vast framework which this provides.
Annual
Military
Budget   


Internet forums

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Obviously the annual military budget is in financial terms 'holding hands with Internet forums.' Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing Internet forums and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing Internet forumsism and post-Internet forumsism.

We cannot talk of Internet forums and politics without remembering the words of style icon Achilles Woodpecker 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Internet forums, that this highlights an important issue. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Internet forums.

Since the Renaissance Internet forums has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

In conclusion, Internet forums must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It brings peace, invades where necessary and most importantly it perseveres.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Demi Pfeiffer: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Internet forums by my side.' [3]

[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books