Author Topic: The above user touches your anchor (you are a boat)  (Read 590 times)

One day while docked in the harbor of New Morsia in southern Canada you are being unloaded of cargo when a group of young tourists pass by. One who is eating ice cream drops it looks at you and touches your anchor. What do you do in this outrage?



I go out of vehicle form and show them my true, transformer self.


rock side to side with the waves


Use the secret anchor gun to shoot the kids friends, and anyone and everyone on the dock.


I rape his sister and force her to admit she's a dirty bitch who likes being dominated by large, strong boats like me. Then I invite all my homeboy boat friends to bang her together like in the movies, except we're not really experienced at this kinda thing so we end up crushing her with tons of weight from our cargo.

Will a seagull to make him drop his ice cream.

Guys if you read the op I never said it was a boy  :cookieMonster:
But I never said it was a girl either. . .
Thats up to YOU to decide!

Guys if you read the op I never said it was a boy  :cookieMonster:
But I never said it was a girl either. . .
Thats up to YOU to decide!
Did you define age?


I stick my anchor in all of their poopers