Author Topic: Bad translator telephone!  (Read 2522 times)

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What a joke. continues! Tiny food, raw, cooked, prepared for the reference line."

"After having my ladytown thrusted, he then proceeded to forget my fudge factory. It was bliss having his purple beaver buster rammed inside me again; stuffing my gaping slime hole with a gerbil just didn't get my hatchet wound splurging like it used to. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his pink tractor beam plunged deeper into my turd-herder. My cod cave was trembling like jelly. Inserting a gerbil into my south mouth got me surging minge mucus faster than greased stuff off a shiny shovel."

27 translations pls

"Damn!, can't get it ) and our candy colors Laditaon. Created Sblorging utsur and head injuries, so we think sufficiently lucky, I ' d."

"Waiter I would lovelily like my salad of misplaced hilarity words pleasingly"

Original text:

"Waiter I would lovelily like my salad of misplaced hilarity words pleasingly."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Lovilil enjoy Servitorens contractantes authority."

"forget your couch, Bro."

"Berry"

"What, me worry?"

"I worry?"

"I'm trippin' balls mannnnn"

"I worry?"

"I'm trippin' balls mannnnn"
"I'm trippin' balls mannnnn"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Popular destinations of Mannnnn."
 
Alternatively like 20 translations later:
"She ate the ball, Mannnnn."

My sentence:
"Bitches love whales."

Original text:

"DIE"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mold"

Original text:

"DIE"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mold"
I don't think you understand how this works.

"I'm trippin' balls mannnnn"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Popular destinations of Mannnnn."
 
Alternatively like 20 translations later:
"She ate the ball, Mannnnn."

My sentence:
"Bitches love whales."

"Bitches love whales."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Whores love the whale."



"Welcome to the museum of uninteresting antiquities that are actually very new!"

Welcome to the Museum of antiques is not interested, but they are all new!

___________


"Honey, I may or may not be in the year nineteen seventy nine."

Original text:

"DIE"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mold"
We may be the same age, but I know how to READ THE OP. I'm going to lock this. It's pretty much dead.