Bad translator telephone!

[blueblur121]

It's simple! Just take what the above user said and translate it with this website! http://ackuna.com/badtranslator
I'll start:

My grandmother died from falling out a window.

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

"Grandma is a school in your life."

awesome.

My sentence:

"I have just eaten a delicious meal."

[Ipquarx]

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Seconds mays dlicieux mang mka. "

My sentence is:

"She sells sea shells by the sea shore."

[blueblur121]

"She sells sea shell by the sea."

My sentence:

"My internet is broken because my friend stole my router!"

[TheArmyGuy]

Genetic lifeform and disk operating system
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"Gntique Lifeform and systme explorao the diskette "

[fireking]

"She sells sea shell by the sea."

My sentence:

"My internet is broken because my friend stole my router!"

My Internet is intermittent, because my friend stole my router!

"forget this I'm leaving."

[blueblur121]

"forget this I'm leaving."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You and me."

My Sentence:
"Blockland is falling to anarchy!"

[Swat 3]

"forget this I'm leaving."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You and me."

My Sentence:
"Blockland is falling to anarchy!"

Original text:

"Blockland is falling to anarchy!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mr Blokland Anarchism"

My sentence: I will rape you, and then loveually assault your mum.

[D3ATH LORD]

My sentence: I will rape you, and then loveually assault your mum.

27 languages later: "She is the mother of Zlobnos."

My sentence: My throbbing snake has a maximum angle of attack of 128.26 degrees.

[Ipquarx]

I'm not translating that

Mine is: "You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake."

Use transperfect on 9 translations pls

[PowerDag]

"You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake."
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"You continue to try rightly 'until what you lacked gteau. "

[Shell]

"You continue to try rightly 'until what you lacked gteau. "
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"Before you proceed. I still go to the people. What had happened."

Mine: Drywall works wonders for loveual activities

[auzman466]

"Drywall works wonders for loveual activities"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There is no loveual activity."

Mine: When he removed his long-dong silver from my soft tight star fish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the stink pickle off his clunger.

[Shell]

"When he removed his long-dong silver from my soft tight star fish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the stink pickle off his clunger."
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"It seems to be in reference to the long Votlong Ablemen Canism Dong m AGR EE only look good hard ass. I was very surprised when Klonger the issue before I wait for dinner."

WHAT THE forget

IS ALSO MY SENTENCE

[Deoxys And One Noob]

Original text:

"WHAT THE forget"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Is."

I'm not faking.

Here's mine.

"Do you even know who I am?"