Introducing:
ClusterTruck Lazortron 3000!
It takes 3 different kinds of ammo: energy, some random liquid, and something else. All we know is that it shoots lazorz!
Featuring: a knife in the worst place possible, a screen, a scope, a couple thingamadoohickies that do... something, 10 pieces that are definitely NOT used for what they should be, and a couple of other pieces of crap. Also, camouflages great on alien landscapes! (I'll be honest, I made this thing and I don't even know what it does)
Yours for only
$999,999.99! But if you call now, we'll include SOME ACTUAL INSTRUCTIONS!
Call 1-800-WTFLAZ0RZ to get one NOW!
