One-sentence-at-a-time novel 2.0

[Gojira]

I teleported home.

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[Slate521]

Whilst still being in the hospital, I drifted off into a long and convoluted fever dream about time-traveling and teleportation via a madman with a police box.

[Gojira]

"I'm not a madman," he exclaims as he kicks you out into dinosaur times.

[Slate521]

I shake my fist angrily at the madman, before awaking to my slumber to see several hundred bags of cocaine and large money-sacks on my hospital bed.

[Gojira]

I throw the cocaine out the window where it lands on some guy's head, making him high, and bribe the doctor into letting me go home.

[Slate521]

The doctor stares at me, and scratches his stubble.

[Gojira]

I throw the bag of money at his face and run out while he lies there unconscious.

Also we suck at maintaining point of view.

[Slate521]

Whilst running, I notice a curious improbability of the sorts, likely someone else's problem, but still an illogical fallacy of statistics.

[Shell]

I then die.

[grunterdb1951]

Only to be resurrected by the almighty Sophia...