my dad hit a deer...

[EazyE]

Radiator needs fixing, right fans broken, has a hole
Head Light is pointing upward on the right.
Right door was jammed, idk bout it being jammed any more.

damn deer

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[sirrockyqo]

damn deer

He could have used his belt and pulled it.
That would have paid for some of the damage.

[Alyx Vance]

He could have used his belt and pulled it.
That would have paid for some of the damage.

If you mean the deer he couldn't find it.

[sirrockyqo]

If you mean the deer he couldn't find it.

What ever you do.
Dont open your door.
There may be explosives rigged to it.

[Kimon]

I don't know why I made that but how the forget did the deer survive?
is the road oka- no forget this

[Frosting]

Must've been a buck with a huge rack; he's got a trophy now.

That's what my grandfather would say...

[Joffrey]

My mom hit a deer once.

She told us it just got up, licked its wound, and left.

Simple as pie.

[Alyx Vance]

I don't know why I made that but how the forget did the deer survive?
is the road oka- no forget this

He said it was a big ass one

Must've been a buck with a huge rack; he's got a trophy now.

That's what my grandfather would say...

Nope, it was a doe.

[blockguy123]

I almost hit a chicken crossing the road

WHY'D THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD


TO GET HIT BY A BIKE

im sorry i had to

[Redconer]

Deers are tougher than they look

[Yosher]

was expecting op to be like "omg i hit a deer i hope it's not hurt!!"

turns out to be about the car. laughed harder than ever