what is the strangest thing you have ever said on the forums?

[Jairo]

"cum island :D"

[Ad Bot]

[TurnipBlog]

Look at my balls.

[Grassy]

nu, im noot aidz, wut r u tlkin abote? D:D:D:

[Gojira]

"Oh wait, so THAT'S where the ribcage goes? Oh, and where's his heart?"

I probably have stranger posts but I can't be assed to sift through 823 pages of posts.

[MrMcCakey]

"I'M ALERTING THE AUTHORITIES ABOUT THIS YOU SCALLYWAGS"

there's probably stranger somewhere in there but that's off the top of my head

[blobo]

i added a poll... have fun.

[Tonkka²]

"Ticks licks and roosters".

[blockguy123]

Look at my balls.

[hodototman]

"Why is this even a thing?

Why are you so unoriginal?

Have you ever tasted yourself?

If so, what does stuff taste like?"

[Isaac Fox]

It's in the pony thread, just to warn you.

It's mating season for the forum all the time.

[Mouse droidz 21]

I hated being a little idiot back then. this is my second ever post:

your having problems to with elias. Its a she. I have a big story of elias and she is so annoying! She makes mini-games and says this to me or someone ealse "JOIN MY MINI OR BAN!" im not joking. but she pisses me off alot. but now i have my name changed she wont know that i am pepsi n pizza! but in another topic it says about elias. but I get annoyid alot with elias! and the worst about it is this story. One day I installed bot wars (add-on on rtb) and i didnt know how to use it. few weeks later someone made a bot wars server and i joined and guess what elias was super admin. I was talking to the host on how to use bot wars and elias ban me for 20 mins just bcz i wasnt lisning to her and this. you have been ban from this server for 20mins reason: listen pepsi n pizza. then later i joiend and the host made the bot wars build and elias said "JOIN MY MINI" and i said "this is a bot wars tdm!" and the host said he couldnt de admin elais and he reset server after that he ban elias. for goodness sake this idiot called elias is such a troll and noob!!! and cookie for you  Praise :)

It makes me look like a idiot

I bumped a topic when i first ever joined, topic:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=174932.msg4718572#msg4718572