What would happen if you performed surgery on the above user?

[Cargøn]

I'd steal their sellable organs and run away.

[Ad Bot]

[Gojira]

"Oh wait, so THAT'S where the ribcage goes? Oh, and where's his heart?"

[ShadowYoshi294]

"So I put the chainsaw where his heart is, and the knives where his lungs are..."
Several eternities later...
"Okay, what the hell did I just do? Somehow, he has two hearts, one lung, a quarter of his ribcage, no kidneys, and 4 stomachs."

[Port]

anthropomorphic pokemón rampage

[Tømpson]

You would look nicer with an upside down snake.

[Isaac Fox]

loving. Kill. Him.

[Night Fox]

I'd perform it perfectly, following all safety procedures, and making sure he would make a speedy recovery! =3

[BubbaGum]

Put a chip in his brain to make him love me

[Dexxtter]

I'm sorry but you are now missing your favorite arm.

[Tømpson]

I'm sorry but you are now missing you're favorite arm.

Implement grammar into his mind.

[Night Fox]

finally fix that ol' snake of his

[Ticonderoga]

He wouldn't survive.

[Tonkka²]

Above user's patient would have survived because i performed failed surgery on him faster.

[Clone v.117]

It would go horribly and I would be arrested for performing surgery without any qualifications.

[Night Fox]

age-removal

Above user's patient would have survived because i performed failed surgery on him faster.

I luv u 4ever