Poll

What would be the most likely tool while performing surgery? (For You)

Rusty Carving Knife
0 (0%)
Chainsaw
8 (30.8%)
Badspot's Badspot
10 (38.5%)
Shards of Glass
4 (15.4%)
Scalpel
4 (15.4%)

Total Members Voted: 26

Author Topic: What would happen if you performed surgery on the above user?  (Read 5168 times)

We would practise medicine.

*Chainsaw to head* "Whoops! Uh....next!"


"Oh wait, so THAT'S where the ribcage goes? Oh, and where's his heart?"
'Salright, I didn't have a heart in the first place!"
Prescribe him some tic-tacs and leave.



I'd be considered a Vet.

I would probably mess up and end up killing him


His internal organs would be replaced with surgical tools.



He would be genetically modified to be able to have a 30 inch long willydillydingdong.

eat chips and accidentally get crumbs inside of him.