Random person starts beating me up, wearing boxing gloves and macho masks so we box for a minute
I kick their ass and they give up, but then they start tossing stuff at me
I beat their ass again and they grab a extinguisher and start pummeling me
Heroic chief engineer with a mop steps in between, I'm near death.
I whip out my holstered "Big Ian" detective revolver and pump lead
Then some random starfish walks around the corner, shoots me and the CE w/ energy gun
I die of bleeding out shortly after and the starfish boxer gets cyro'd and recovers
I hate everyone