When I was still 8, me, my bro, my sis and my parents went on a vacation to Venice. As you probaply know about Venice, there are alot of bridges. I liked to jump across these bridges just for fun. And because we were in Italy and my dad is crazy, he called me "Mauritsio the Italian bridge jumper", as my real name is Maurits and adding io sounds more Italian.
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