Author Topic: I just had the most intense pain I have ever experienced.  (Read 2472 times)

happened to me in kindergarten

maybe your appendix burst in an explosion of confetti and juices

maybe your appendix burst in an explosion of confetti and juices
or it was just y'know, a intestine getting an erection.

>sit for 4+ hours at a time on computer in same position

>immense pain after sitting on the toilet for 5 mins

it can also happens when you have too much crap in your intestines and it is all released at once, the intestines are stretched out and until they tighten back up you will have the pain.

also

charlie horses, anyone?

No thanks, ouch. Those things hurt like hell, I used to get those a lot, so annoying.

I'm afraid to stuff right now.


the worst part is when it comes out, it's like a boulder tearing through your exit

my exit will never be the same after that experience

Now my guts feel sick.

Thanks for that, Kimono.

the worst part is when it comes out, it's like a boulder tearing through your exit

my exit will never be the same after that experience
stop no stoop

my starfish is cringing

i gotta take a stuff now
« Last Edit: June 29, 2013, 05:19:04 PM by lvlone »

Pulled my groin once, later on I lifted my leg to sit in a chair and literally felt like I'd been shot, having cried out in pain and sat down pretty forcefully on that chair.

The incubation period is almost over...

I have that after I had a big poop that i pooped out fast