I just had the most intense pain I have ever experienced.

[Kimono]

so I was sitting on the toilet and I got a huge pain between my wiener and belly button and it was like satan was trying to tear through me to the surface world. I don't remember what the pain felt like specifically not do I remember what I was thinking as this was happening.

I sit here in a cold sweat and my fingers are shaking

what

[Ad Bot]

[NalNalas]

good god what

[EazyE]

i had this getting off of a bus from our ROTC bootcamp thingy

dear god its immobilizing

[Cool Boi]

Geta loving doctor

[Bahamut]

hah "weiner"

[Niff]

Maybe you pooped you lower intestine...

owie

[Moonstar Akemi]

Happened to me before. It loving sucks. Have you ever had one of those days where one of your nuts randomly hurts?

[Pacha-]

I have horrendous back pain that I think I'm going to have for the rest of my life from a bike accident.

Its the worst when I'm getting out of a chair or have to sit still for a long time.

[EazyE]

Geta loving doctor

what up with people and getting a doctor for everything now

it hurts get over it i had it too lol

Happened to me before. It loving sucks. Have you ever had one of those days where one of your nuts randomly hurts?

OR WHEN ONE OF YOUR NUTS GOES IN

[Niff]

OR WHEN ONE OF YOUR NUTS GOES IN

I don't think thats natural...

[EazyE]

I don't think thats natural...

like when you bump your sack wrong and it displaces a nut dear god

[Doughboy]

I sometimes have pains in the very back of my eye sockets
and it sucks

[Yosher]

I don't think thats natural...

it is, it happens to me sometimes too and it hurts like a bitch. worst thing is that i have no idea what to do when it happens, because when it does, i'm usually at school or something and i can't just shout "AH, ONE OF MY TESTICLES HAS CURLED UP, WHAT TO DO, EVERYONE???", nor can i let them know i'm in pain because they will ask about it. of course i could just lie but it'll feel weird.

[PurpleMetro]

sometimes i get butt cramps or spasms down there

[Niff]

guiz wak up!

etz a cunsperehcy

kimono wuz tstd on bi da guvrmnt

wak up muricah!