Dave: Accelerate

[Kimon]

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?28824-FG-Dave-Accelerate

alright so you may be thinking to yourself "dude what the forget are you doing posting a topic about a 3 year old homestuck fangame?" stop that stuff and listen up rookie

first things first get a goddamn pen

dave: accelerate is a game where you play as the coolest kid in paradox space
so youre probably just sitting there like how the actual forget do i synthesize the skill of that cool motherforgeter
a viable option is to make intense love to walls and plush like objects when your ectobiologically intertwined brodaddy isnt looking
another option is to just read the in-game instructions cause theyre more blunt than a baseball bat to the face
your goal is to beat the stuff out of horrible accidents while simultaneously scrambling through time wondering what the forget youre doing

once you get a grip on the immense precision and strategy of time traveling-
just kidding go nuts pal


theres also this fluffy starfish but dont count on him for stuff he wouldnt help you when you needed it if you begged on your knees

he mostly just buries you forget deep in puppet richard when you least need want it so just pretend he isnt there

its time to put your big kid pants on and get ready to drop motherforgeters like theyre hot because this stuffs more real than kraft mayo
we're motherforgetin entrenched in this bitch
you and me
welcome to nam
now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the forgetin drop

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[Alphadin]

late.
very
very
late.
it was fun when it first came out, still is more or less.

[Kimon]

late.
very
very
late.
it was fun when it first came out, still is more or less.

I never saw a topic, i could only get a hold of in now for some reason, its updated I think, some people dont know about it, etc.

Mostly for the poor saps who have never played it

plus i was only late by more than 3 years psssch thats nothing

[Kimon]

I'm going to go ahead and bump this and see what other people think or if more people just want to post about how late I am.