First, people will be much more likely to help you if you use decent grammar. Not perfect, but at least decent.
Second, the "500 cookies" thing at the end is dumb, but at least you didn't use an emote.
Third, the poll should have two options: Yes and No. Maybe a third for "I don't care" or something like that.
Also, that isn't even what Crit-a-Cola does. In TF2, it increases your attack power while lowering defense, although I would love to see it in Blockland.