but then it wouldnt give the whole "friend" personality its hipster sheen
Exactly. I'm going to overplay and "just not care", saying everything is "too mainstream". XD
Friend: "Want some cake?"
Me: "Do I
look like I want to get icing on my face? Not to mention I
just ironed this shirt. Eating cake at parties
so mainstream, too. In fact, parties are too mainstream. Why am I here again? You could at least serve coffee. Decaf, light on the sugar."