Help me decide on a costume.

[Quote Story]

Balaclava?
Kanta?

just go be a serial killer or something

[Ad Bot]

[lilpappaknox]

The Tin Soldier costume from TF2. "Bleep, blarp, boop, I am a robot from the future!"

[BluetoothBoy]

The Tin Soldier costume from TF2. "Bleep, blarp, boop, I am a robot from the future!"

That one would be fun, but unfortunately I have nothing that looks anywhere close to his outfit.

If it's any help, I'm 5'11", thick curly brown hair, and semi dark skin (like a heavy tan).

[Katadeus]

>not going as Oor Wullie

You'll have to explain why anything is superior to Calvin first

[Caribou]

You could dress up as a zombie or a guy with his face painted all purple!

[NalNalas]

be a bank robber
all you need is a dress shirt and pants, a duffel bag, and some blue surgical gloves or any type of glove like that

[Brickitect]

get a big-ass box bigger than your torso
get a few plastic cups
scissors, tape, blue or red paint
make a giant blue LEGO with arm/leg holes and march around in that thing :3

[hodototman]

be a silver entrepreneur

[DrenDran]

Walter White

[Mysteroo]

You should find a bunch of grey clothes and paint yourself white so you could be someone from an old tv show

[Cybersix]

You'll have to explain why anything is superior to Calvin first

Wullie has a bucket

[carolcat]

go find an old crt monitor, gut it, tint a thin plastic sheet and glue it to the frame, then cut out a hole for your head and reassemble it all
that's what i did p much

[0xBRIANSMITH]

5'11
simple requirements:
black paint
black hoodie
backpack full of skittles
some red clay and red red paint
simple instructions:
paint face/hands black
put on black hoodie
make a clay bullethole in your chest and have a little red paint dripping from it
begin eating skittles

walk around trick or treating as trayvon martin.

[SimpleFish]

dress up as me 

[BluetoothBoy]

Ha. I have decided on my own.  Thanks for all the suggestions, though. List of items:

Converse All-Stars
Cotton shirt
Button-down flannel shirt over the cotton shirt
Khaki pants
Wool socks
Lens-less glasses (Hobbit 3D glasses with lenses removed)
Fedora
iPhone/iPod
Uninterested look

Can you guess what I'm dressing as?