But saying a prayer requires you to believe in a higher power.
Does it really? When I close my eyes and think "dear God thank you sooooo much for this food," what do you call that? I don't believe in a higher power, yet I'm pretty sure that qualifies as a prayer. I don't use "dear God" as a figure of speech, I'm literally addressing the Christian god when I pray.
I don't say the pledge, I quit caring for it when I noticed how the country actually was.
If you didn't have the mentality of an angsty 13-year-old you'd probably realize that the entire world is really stuff, and the US isn't actually that bad.
Why would you thanks someone that you don't believe exists? That's a bit of an oxymoron.
That's not an oxymoron, an oxymoron is a phrase that contradicts itself, like dry water or flaming ice.