The Pun Megathread - omg this thread is revived it's a zombieeeee

[Kingdaro]

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[XR-7]

Singing In the shower is all fun and games.
Until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's just a soap opera.

I was really thinking about buying a pair of sandals...
 But I got cold feet.

My best one: I didn't hear the sea when I held a Shell up.
 I did, however, get six years in jail for armed robbery of a gas station.

[Acerblock]

You know what the opposite of a rite of passage is?

A wrong of passage ehuhgughGHUHFUFHUFHUHUg

[Slammer1337]

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the following have been added:

did you guys hear about the guy who couldn't interject
it just wouldn't cum out

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/adult links thread

ill probably put a url to that thread onto the quote

Singing In the shower is all fun and games.
Until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's just a soap opera.

I was really thinking about buying a pair of sandals...
 But I got cold feet.

My best one: I didn't hear the sea when I held a Shell up.
 I did, however, get six years in jail for armed robbery of a gas station.

[Stocking]

a helium atom walks into a bar and orders a martini

the bartender says "sorry we dont serve noble gasses"

the helium does not react

[Tayasaurus]

a helium atom walks into a bar and orders a martini

the bartender says "sorry we dont serve noble gasses"

the helium does not react

Two scientists walk into a bar...The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.”

The second man is reported dead the next day. 

[XR-7]

Two scientists walk into a bar...The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.”

The second man is reported dead the next day. 

Isn't that hydrogen peroxide?

[Stocking]

Isn't that hydrogen peroxide?