The Pun Megathread - omg this thread is revived it's a zombieeeee

[Waru]

alright alright i got one

robin thicke is driving to work, and he comes across a very large family of ducks crossing the road. he sighs. he hates these bird lines.

come on you guys this is loving gold

[Ad Bot]

[Slammer1337]

forget i gotta sleep for school tommarrow

you guys go ahead, ill update op if it doesn't die by 15 hours or so

pageloss

cause its srs you know that guys

[e-maxx]

do you know what Stevie wonder's house looks like?

No?


neither does he

[Titanium Man]

badspot is a bad spot
roostersroostersroostersroostersroostersroostersroostersroosters

[Boink!]

did you guys hear about the guy who couldn't interject
it just wouldn't cum out

[Waru]

i saw a man drop a box of italian pastries, i cannoli imagine what he’s going through.

i am actually the pun master and i put you all to shame

[*FacePalm*]

these are all terrible wtf
and not the amusing kind of terrible
like these just plain loving suck

[Acerblock]

did you guys hear about the guy who couldn't interject
it just wouldn't cum out

[Jairo]

[Waru]

these are all terrible wtf

except mine

[Swat 3]

You're all stuffty, I just need to stuff down and think.

I hat you all, so let me grab my hate.

You are so loving punny, friend.

I will kill your mother and your brother, get it, it's like I am the mother of your other brother. No really don't you get the pun.
(It's punny.)

You are ridiculously, loving stuffless, I need to go to SS Punship and go kill myself.

[Waru]

[Malleo100]

Did you hear about the kidnapping







He woke up


HuehuehuehuehueI'mnotfunnyhue

[Jairo]

/adult links thread

[XR-7]

get it because its a cell wall

That should get an award.