"America's Best Value Inn" (not-so-funny rant alert)

[Harm94]

No, they were Indian. Native Americans are legit.

I see. We will turn there sacred cow into a hamburger then!

[Ad Bot]

[Moonstar Akemi]

Indians on the other hand, they aren't real people.

Oh loving Christ, Indians from INDIAAAAAAA.

I forgot that people still call Native Americans "Indians".

[Moonstar Akemi]

I see. We will turn there sacred cow into a hamburger then!

[Blooker]

I get at least 10 calls a day from loving callcentres in India and it interrupts me loving my gurl playing videya gaem
We don't know what their number is because the screen on our homephone is broken.

[Clone v.117]

I get at least 10 calls a day from loving callcentres in India and it interrupts me loving my gurl playing videya gaem
We don't know what their number is because the screen on our homephone is broken.

Whenever you pick up just start slowly murmuring "adam's hot juicebox" louder and louder until you are eventually screaming into the phone.

[Caribou]

It sounds like a bad lower-end inn. I know this is weird, but I have never stayed at inn's, or motels. I've only stayed at hotels before.

[Ephialtes]

Honestly if your family is cheap enough that you'd consider "America's Best Value Inn And Suites" a promising place to stay for a family for $75 then you got what you deserved.

Go look for a Hilton, wow.

[Mikoyan]

Pssht should've stayed at my house

[Muslim]

Lol you get what you paid for. Have you ever even slept at a Motel 8 in a ghetto before?

[Acerblock]

I honestly don't see what you're complaining about.
There was a loving catheter under the bed, how many other places do you know that go to such an extent for the customer?

I think you should give the topic another read. Abysmal service, very poor building conditions and overall a bad experience. I would complain about that.

Title misleading, rant wasn't that funny.  Also you're tribal as hell.

This I have to agree with. Did you seriously relate all Indians to bad business? You shouldn't be generalizing. Yes, you are acting tribal.

Honestly if your family is cheap enough that you'd consider "America's Best Value Inn And Suites" a promising place to stay for a family for $75 then you got what you deserved.

Go look for a Hilton, wow.

Lol you get what you paid for. Have you ever even slept at a Motel 8 in a ghetto before?

Jeez, what if his family wanted to save money, I mean come on. They are still paying for a service so they should get some quality.

[Tokerovin]

Good stuff OP.

I hate stuffty hotels/motels.

[Moonstar Akemi]

Honestly if your family is cheap enough that you'd consider "America's Best Value Inn And Suites" a promising place to stay for a family for $75 then you got what you deserved.

Go look for a Hilton, wow.

Actually, my dad was just exhausted and too lazy to check out any other motels. He got what he deserved by being lazy. Last night we stayed in Best Western (for only 9 dollars more than the previous motel) with the most beautiful internet I have ever had the honor of connecting to.

Lol you get what you paid for. Have you ever even slept at a Motel 8 in a ghetto before?

I slept at a Motel 6. lol

You have to think about this carefully, guys. Saving money is kind of important when you're traveling the country, staying in a motel night after night, and then doing the same thing on the way back.

I mean, saving money would probably be reasonable, would it not? lol

Did you seriously relate all Indians to bad business? You shouldn't be generalizing. Yes, you are acting tribal

So even after two times of clarifying that I said, "business Indians like the ones that scam you over the phone" and not "all Indians", you still failed to read and comprehend that I wasn't being tribal. Nice.

Pssht should've stayed at my house

Aw darn, did I pass you? D:

[Clone v.117]

So even after two times of clarifying that I said, "business Indians like the ones that scam you over the phone" and not "all Indians", you still failed to read and comprehend that I wasn't being tribal. Nice.

Uh, no, that's still stupido.
I mean first of all it's not just Indians that do that, second of all they do that because it's their job and they can't find anything better.
Simply saying "I'm not being tribal" doesn't mean it's not tribal lol.

I mean hey, I don't think all Asians wear rice hats and live off a supply of cat, dog and chopsticks, just the ones with squinty eyes.
But it's okay though, I'm not being tribal.

[Moonstar Akemi]

Uh, no, that's still stupido.
I mean first of all it's not just Indians that do that, second of all they do that because it's their job and they can't find anything better.
Simply saying "I'm not being tribal" doesn't mean it's not tribal lol.

I mean hey, I don't think all Asians wear rice hats and live off a supply of cat, dog and chopsticks, just the ones with squinty eyes.
But it's okay though, I'm not being tribal.

Fair point, but I'm literally referring to a common business practice in Indians. I can't see how it's tribal to refer to a specific type of well-known business practice to help get your point across.

If I was being tribal, you'd be seeing a lot worse than a simple complaint.

Also, saying that they can't find anything better is a little bit tribal. lol