how do i get my mom to stop being a bitch

[Electro]

Oh stuff, yes!

And since she wants you to eat healthy, ask her to get a bunch of pineapples first.

Then when she sees how sweet your semen is, she'll give you head all the time.

nah, he's already getting head from a slut in some other state.

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[Chrono]

same. idk the reason behind that.

Metabolism. I and my oldest brother were also like that. It's not an excuse to eat unhealthy. It will catch up to you.

[dudeman162]

man Wendy's is so good i hope you can eat there some day.

Wendy's is the only fast food place worth going to. Their chicken nuggets are gifts from heaven.

[ResonKinetic]

yeah i don't think when im 18 im gonna go "i'll show them, ILL EAT MCDONALDS EVERY DAY"

Well, you're not braindead.

Besides, it's not always a blatant aversion like that.

Wendy's is the only fast food place worth going to. Their chicken nuggets are gifts from heaven.

#Wendy'sNuggets

[Nonnel]

lol my parents just started a diet, it's terrible.

[Electrk.]

fast food is horrible for you
stop acting like a spoiled brat

[Blockzillahead]

fast food is horrible for you
stop acting like a spoiled brat

but my food balance requires a burger :*(

[SeventhSandwich]

she wants me to eat healthy. she wont take me to any fast food places. im not even fat. you can eat unhealthy foods every once in a while, but she doesnt seem to understand that.

Ask her to get your cholesterol and blood pressure checked during your next physical, and if they're healthy, you can use that as leverage so that she'll let you eat burgers and stuff more.