how do i get my mom to stop being a bitch

[Zay]

i do. unhealthy food is ok, but you need a balance. she just wants me to starve, i feel like a vegetarian.

exactly, you need a balance, and that's what she's trying to give you

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[Omicron Corp]

i do. unhealthy food is ok, but you need a balance. she just wants me to starve, i feel like a vegetarian.

...why can't you just eat healthy food
like, my family never goes to fast food places. ever

[Blockzillahead]

so your parent cares for you and you don't want that?

looks like your junk food addiction already started, calling your mom a bitch for not wanting you to turn into a fat ass

[dudeman162]

Wow dude no need to call your mother a bitch.

[EazyE]

give her surprise oral in the morning

[Omicron Corp]

Wow dude no need to call your mother a bitch.

but shes not feeding his burger addiction!!!

[Artificial Blocko]

Lol i wish my parents made me healthy food.

[ResonKinetic]

give her surprise oral in the morning

Oh stuff, yes!

And since she wants you to eat healthy, ask her to get a bunch of pineapples first.

Then when she sees how sweet your semen is, she'll give you head all the time.

[psychomutt]

exactly, you need a balance, and that's what she's trying to give you

no she isnt, but i probably am being a handicap about this.

[Zay]

no she isnt, but i probably am being a handicap about this.

then wtf it's not like she's forcing you to be vegan

[vulnus]

no she isnt, but i probably am being a handicap about this.

Probably.

[ResonKinetic]

no she isnt, but i probably am being a handicap about this.

A little bit. You see, my parents never gave a damn about my health and just let me eat whatever it was my heart desired.

I payed for it dearly, even though at the time I was not experiencing immediate health issues.

[XR-7]

I mean, your parent(s) have probably only spent hundreds of thousands on you, dealt with you for x many years, and decided to make you exist. No biggie.

[Nikolan]

This is actually a horrible tactic employed by parents because when their children are older, a majority will eat fast food all of the time out of spite.

yeah i don't think when im 18 im gonna go "i'll show them, ILL EAT MCDONALDS EVERY DAY"

[Dexxtter]

man Wendy's is so good i hope you can eat there some day.