sent free monkey to random forumer for $10

[Swat 3]

I got another monkey from you address and a love letter saying,
"Roses are red, violets are blue.

Ironically, I hate you.

Here is a monkey with rabies."

The monkey killed me.
I am dead.

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[weaver123]

I just opened the package and found a tissue covered in some unknown substance. Probably semen. Not cool, man.

[XR-7]

I got another monkey from you address and a love letter saying,
"Roses are red, violets are blue.

Ironically, I hate you.

Here is a monkey with rabies."

The monkey killed me.
I am dead.

*CIA notified of the scam, Charles reported for manslaughter *