Embarrassing forgetup stories

[XR-7]

one time when i was 4 i felt like trying to flip in the air on my moms bed and i slammed my head through a tv set

Yeah we've heard.  I still see absolutely no way that it's possible.

[Ad Bot]

[hodot]

well it happened so yeah

[Fab]

Okay.
Yesterday at lunch, this girl, (she has a reputation that if you offend her, she will beat your ass hard.  Even her TEACHERS are afraid of her) she "accidentally" started this weird conversation about balls.

I asked, who started this weird conversation?!  She said: "I did, accidentally"

I wasn't thinking, and I said "F-U"

She stood up, and I thought, "Oh, stuff! I'm probably gonna die".

She punched me like 10 times before a friend pulled her away.

Holy forget!

you are a pusillanimous individual, defend yourself

[The Magical Dunes]

and attacking someone for no reason

i dunno, thats a pretty big forgetup in my book!

[Night Fox]

when my mother gave birth to me

also, when me and the magical dune's mom conceived him

[ßlöükfáce]

and being a furry

which is false

[Niff]

which is false

you're false


When I feel like an idiot on the forums I get kinda embarrassed
Sometimes I bump into someone and start walking really fast as if they would tackle me or something because I'm shy and don't say "sorry" or anything unless their my friends.

[RarwMuffinz]

Yess.. yessss.. Spill al of your secrets :3