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Death by Russian
    - a crime thriller
by Me

Mangled women have been turning up all over Berlin and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a Russian, and still nobody has a clue who the dirty killer is.

Adolf H. Reinsten is a clean and brave SchutzStaffel with a fondness for national socialist Party. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the filthy killer.

When his Wife, Eva Braun, is kidnapped, Adolf Reinsten finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a beaten Aryan.

He enlists the help of a charismatic S.A. called H. Himmler.

Can Himmler help Reinsten overcome his speech addiction and find the answers before the imperfect killer and his deadly Russian strike again?

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ill go get a drink from the fridge and go take another shower!

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Massive
    - An Original Song
by fgt
I get on with life as a producer,
I'm a dead kinda person.
I like dying on Sundays,
I like living in the week.
I like to contemplate Drum & Bass.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to Jungle.

Do I love Jungle more than Drum & Bass?
Do I love Jungle more than Drum & Bass?

I like to use words like 'massive,'
I like to use words like 'wicked.'
I like to use words about Drum & Bass.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to Jungle.

Do I love Jungle more than Drum & Bass?
Do I love Jungle more than Drum & Bass?

I like to hang out with bob,
I like to kick back with joe,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to Jungle.

Do I love Jungle more than Drum & Bass?
Do I love Jungle more than Drum & Bass?

I'm not too fond of dubstep,
I really hate your face,
But I just think back to Jungle,
And I'm happy once again.

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Hans Rennis's Diary
    - a war novel
by Me

"I'm going to need more national socialists, big, more national socialists."

The night of the Book Burning changes everything for Hans Rennis, a 28-year-old S.S. from Berlin.

One moment, he is discussing books with his Aryan Wife, Eva Lichten; the next, watching with horror as imperfect people kidnap each other.

He knows these people came from Poland but he can't prove it - at least not without some more national socialists.

The perfect, superior man knows that his amazing life is over. He acquires some more national socialists and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from imperfect people.

However, Hans finds himself troubled by his amazing ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the imperfect people?

k im done

[Mr Man]